We’re settling the ultimate internet debate: Which animals could we actually take in a fight? This episode kicks off with Sam’s latest "Snack Signal"—the controversial Utah "Dirty Soda" (Baja Blast with coffee creamer)—before we dive into the wild world of viral animal videos. We discuss the "Chimp Crazy" documentary, the insanity of wrestling bears in Russia, and build an official Animal Fight Tier List. From the 100-man vs. Silverback showdown to facing off against Grizzlies, Moose, and the surprisingly terrifying Ostrich, we rank the animal kingdom based on our (likely delusional) combat skills. Early release is live now in the Bunker. Drop your own hypothetical animal match-ups in the comments!